{"product_id":"funny-christmas-stocking-for-host-hostage-dictionary-definition","title":"Funny Christmas Stocking For Host Hostage Dictionary Definition","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas stocking that reads \"Hostage Can't Leave Her Own Kitchen\". Soft Christmas stocking with a hanging loop, printed on the front. A funny Christmas stocking that reads \"Hostage Can't Leave Her Own Kitchen\". Hostage, noun: a holiday host who cannot leave her own kitchen until the last guest goes home. A dictionary pun for whoever hosts Christmas every year. A fun pick for the holiday host who never leaves the kitchen at a Secret Santa swap, a white elephant party, the office exchange, a stocking stuffer, or a slow Christmas morning at home. Great as a hosting christmas, hostess thank you, christmas dinner host, hostess, christmas dinner, mom, grandma, mother in law, Christmas stocking for men, Christmas stocking for women, birthday or coworker. From MugsnTees Designs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MugsnTees Designs","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":67275661246705,"sku":"43774434019532888999","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/6208\/2289\/files\/17238372384296504001_2048.jpg?v=1792595642","url":"https:\/\/mugsnteesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-christmas-stocking-for-host-hostage-dictionary-definition","provider":"MugsnTees Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}