{"product_id":"funny-christmas-throw-blanket-merry-christmas-text-me-instead","title":"Funny Christmas Throw Blanket Merry Christmas Text Me Instead","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny throw blanket that reads \"Merry Christmas Text Me Instead\". Soft velveteen plush throw blanket, printed on the front. A funny throw blanket that reads \"Merry Christmas Text Me Instead\". Season's greetings are welcome, ringing phones are not. Give it to an introvert who would rather text than call for Christmas, a December birthday, the work Secret Santa, a teacher swap or a family stocking. Fun every winter morning. Printed on both sides with the same design for lefties and righties. Great as a introvert present, introvert humor, antisocial christmas, shy friend, homebody, quiet person, family gathering humor, texting, no phone calls, bold type, holiday throw blanket, stocking stuffer, white elephant, cocoa throw blanket or winter throw blanket. From MugsnTees Designs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MugsnTees Designs","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":67265372717297,"sku":"88572302638558909389","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":67265372750065,"sku":"13690647222423075026","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/6208\/2289\/files\/11767196826903283295_2048.jpg?v=1792477239","url":"https:\/\/mugsnteesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-christmas-throw-blanket-merry-christmas-text-me-instead","provider":"MugsnTees Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}