{"product_id":"funny-dachshund-dog-bandana-my-dachshund-has-two-speeds-burrow-and-bark","title":"Funny Dachshund Dog Bandana My Dachshund Has Two Speeds Burrow And Bark","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny dog bandana that reads \"My Dachshund Has Two Speeds: Burrow And Bark\". Soft pet bandana that ties around the neck. Printed to order in the USA. My dachshund has two speeds, burrow and bark, and nothing in between. A funny line for doxie moms and dads who live with a tiny, loud, blanket-loving dog. Hand it over on a birthday, at Christmas, for a Secret Santa or white elephant swap, a retirement party or Father's or Mother's Day, for a dachshund owner. The same design is printed on both sides for left or right hands. Great as a doxie dad, wiener dog, sausage dog, dog lover, dog owner, weenie dog, novelty dog bandana, 11 oz dog bandana, birthday present or desk dog bandana. From MugsnTees Designs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MugsnTees Designs","offers":[{"title":"20\" × 10\"","offer_id":67372454904049,"sku":"24401327213308429497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"27\" × 13\"","offer_id":67372454936817,"sku":"15529312387400816011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/6208\/2289\/files\/6889963411705853863_2048.jpg?v=1793281820","url":"https:\/\/mugsnteesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-dachshund-dog-bandana-my-dachshund-has-two-speeds-burrow-and-bark","provider":"MugsnTees Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}