{"product_id":"funny-dad-christmas-throw-blanket-close-the-door-not-heating-the-yard","title":"Funny Dad Christmas Throw Blanket Close The Door Not Heating The Yard","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny throw blanket that reads \"Close The Door Not Heating The Yard\". Soft velveteen plush throw blanket, printed on the front. A funny throw blanket that reads \"Close The Door Not Heating The Yard\". Every time a kid runs in from the snow and leaves the front door wide open, dad says it again: close the door, we are not heating the whole yard. Made for a dad who guards the front door in winter. Bring it to Secret Santa, a coworker swap or a family exchange, tuck it in a stocking, or set it out on Christmas morning. The same design is printed on both sides, so it faces you in either hand. Great as a father, grandpa, husband, dad sayings, from kids, novelty throw blanket, office throw blanket, birthday present, coworker present, christmas present or stocking stuffer. From MugsnTees Designs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MugsnTees Designs","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":67375729770737,"sku":"31889217948074571933","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":67375729803505,"sku":"89277644307379205344","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/6208\/2289\/files\/11410402270203849763_2048.jpg?v=1793326808","url":"https:\/\/mugsnteesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-dad-christmas-throw-blanket-close-the-door-not-heating-the-yard","provider":"MugsnTees Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}