{"product_id":"funny-new-home-christmas-stocking-fireplace-dictionary-definition","title":"Funny New Home Christmas Stocking Fireplace Dictionary Definition","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas stocking that reads \"Bought It For The Fireplace Can't Light It\". Soft Christmas stocking with a hanging loop, printed on the front. A funny Christmas stocking that reads \"Bought It For The Fireplace Can't Light It\". The fireplace, defined as the reason the new owners bought the house, and the one feature they still have not figured out how to light by Christmas. Give it to a couple celebrating Christmas in a new home. It fits the office gift swap, Christmas Eve, the family exchange, a neighbor thank you or a cozy morning by the tree. We print the design on both sides, so it reads the right way in a left or right hand. Great as a housewarming, new homeowner, first home, new house, secret santa, stocking stuffer, white elephant, holiday Christmas stocking, cocoa Christmas stocking, winter Christmas stocking, festive Christmas stocking or 11oz Christmas stocking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MugsnTees Designs","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":67358027907313,"sku":"29958391037344947057","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/6208\/2289\/files\/6797956887642005024_2048.jpg?v=1793178217","url":"https:\/\/mugsnteesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-new-home-christmas-stocking-fireplace-dictionary-definition","provider":"MugsnTees Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}