{"product_id":"funny-retirement-coffee-mug-day-one-retired-checklist-for-retirees","title":"Funny Retirement Coffee Mug Day One Retired Checklist For Retirees","description":"\u003cp\u003eA white ceramic coffee mug printed with “Day One Retired \/ Then Plan Nothing”, a checklist joke about the first days of retirement. This glossy 11oz mug has the design printed on both sides and is dishwasher and microwave safe. Printed to order in the USA. Day one of retirement in four steps: turn in the badge, delete the alarm, sleep until eight, then plan nothing else at all. Every box happily checked. Give it to retirees for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, a retirement party, a work anniversary, or a plain Monday morning that needs a laugh. Great as a farewell, coworker leaving, dad, mom, grandpa, teacher retirement, nurse retirement, coffee cup, tea mug, novelty mug, funny cup, 11 oz mug, ceramic cup, office mug, birthday present, coworker present or stocking stuffer. From MugsnTees Designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRETIREMENT HUMOR: Day one of retirement in four steps: turn in the badge, delete the alarm, sleep until eight, then plan nothing else at all. Every box happily checked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFOR ANY OCCASION: Give it to retirees for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, a retirement party, a work anniversary, or a plain Monday morning that needs a laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEVERYDAY MUG: Safe in the dishwasher and the microwave, it fits right in at the kitchen counter, the office desk, the nurses station or the teachers lounge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMADE TO ORDER IN THE USA: Each mug is printed to order in the USA, so every one is made just for you. Pair it with cocoa mix, candy or a card for a finished present.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"MugsnTees Designs","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67356049080561,"sku":"94948875552137484655","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67356049113329,"sku":"12638004448736964061","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/6208\/2289\/files\/retirement-plan-what-day-1.jpg?v=1793162282","url":"https:\/\/mugsnteesdesigns.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-retirement-coffee-mug-day-one-retired-checklist-for-retirees","provider":"MugsnTees Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}