Funny Christmas Coffee Mug Paper Math Definition Two Inches Short

A funny Christmas coffee mug with a dictionary definition of paper math. Made for the person sitting on the floor at 1 AM with a roll of paper, a dull pair of scissors and no tape. A dictionary entry for paper math, the art of measuring the roll, cutting it with care, and still coming up two inches short on the biggest box under the tree. Give it on Christmas morning to whoever stayed up with the paper and tape, slip it into a stocking, use it for Secret Santa, or give it to the mom or dad doing it all at 1 AM. The design is printed twice, once on each side, so it faces you whichever hand holds it. 11oz white ceramic coffee mug with a glossy finish, printed on both sides so it shows in either hand, dishwasher and microwave safe. Great as a wrapping paper humor, gift wrapping mug, wrapping paper mug, last minute christmas, christmas eve mug, funny christmas mug or procrastinator mug.

• TWO INCHES SHORT: A dictionary entry for paper math, the art of measuring the roll, cutting it with care, and still coming up two inches short on the biggest box under the tree.
• FOR THE LATE NIGHT ELF: Give it on Christmas morning to whoever stayed up with the paper and tape, slip it into a stocking, use it for Secret Santa, or give it to the mom or dad doing it all at 1 AM.
• THE MUG: A classic 11 ounce white ceramic coffee cup with a glossy finish. The design is printed twice, once on each side, so it faces you whichever hand holds it.
• EASY CARE: Dishwasher safe and microwave safe, so it handles reheating the coffee you forgot about and a trip through the dishwasher at the end of the day.
• ORIGINAL DESIGN, PRINTED IN THE USA: Each mug is printed to order in the USA. The wording and layout are original, written for the people who will get the joke right away.